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"Really???  How gross!  She was dumb for even falling for that one!  I am a correctional nurse and there is NO WAY that I would even think about touching anything like that.  Did common sense even play a roll here???  I mean,…"

"  HiI am a security guard in a security group and drug-sniffing dogs leader in Germany / Bavaria / Nuremberg. My prison is a prison for war criminals from the second World War II.I have a small museum and a blackboard with badges from prison in…"

"Sorry it took a year and 4mths to reply, but the Solitare wing had major flaws.  If you stood up on the bunk and stretched way out thru the bars, you could unscrew the bulbs and make the "Urination - Bombs"  Im so glad Im at my…"

"Did they send the officer with the AR-15 back to the range to learn how to shoot his weapon? That is one lucky Lt. Glad nobody got dead."

"gray all the way"

"BAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is a GREAT story! Never had a poo sculptor! Thye have done almost everything else imagineable with it though! One question, how did he get to the lightbulbs?"

"WOW, things that that make you go HMMMMMMMMMMM? It would almost be funny if it wasn't true. Good thing the tower officer wasn't a better shot."

"I'd have probably shot him too... Man, why do "those in power" *cough* administration and the guys with the bars on their shoulders *cough* forget to inform those who ACT? He is one lucky LT!"

"Way back when I first went to work for the State, my dad called me a "guard"...I cringed. I said "Dad, Im working for the Prison System, not riding around in a golf cart at Walmart" He said "Oh, so your a Professional…"

"Thank you sir!"