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Permalink Reply by Dale Bowen on February 11, 2011 at 2:47am
Permalink Reply by David Martin on July 5, 2011 at 3:45pm Wanna be Diabetics Lady in custody for suspended dl, and a DWI 3rd, said she feels "like her blood sugar is way too high and she needs to go to the hospital". Well, we are all trained in dispensing medications, and we have a glucometer (checks blood sugar) that we also all know how to operate. She came to the front, and said she had a "blood sugar checker thingy" in her property and she needed her insulin "the liquid stuff, but I dunno how much to give". Ok, I pull out her glucometer and its so decrepited that it looks like it came out the garbage from 1986. I tell her hold on and Ill get ours. I gave her the machine and she did not know how to draw the blood with the lancet. I, being diabetic myself, pulled out a clean lancet and showed her how to do it. She could never poke herself. I finally said "Here, stick out your finger." and poked her (I being a former Paramedic felt that was ok) and she squealed out loud. I touched the test strip to the blood, and the whole time she is saying "Its gonna be high...I know its thru the roof!"
It was 86. Perfect is 80 - 120. I told her she is NOT diabetic, and she wanted to see if we'd drop the charges against her. She finally broke down and said that her mom gave her the glucometer before she left the house "just in case she gets pulled over and arrested she MAY can get out of the ticket".
I called a Patrol Officer and had her transported to Tarrant County Sherriff Department Jail about 30min later.
we have an i/m who fakes seizures ALL the time if he doesn't get his way! the worst part is that we have to treat it like it's real each time! the good part is the sternum rubs and ammonia... we can tell really fast when it's fake.
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